Hmm… difficult decision! I’m between chocolate and my career. Btw, I’m Mary Brooks, a new model in Annie’s!
So, now we’re pretending to be strangers? My heart is crushed, Mary.
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Someone please invent a calorie-free calzone. Grazie!
Ha, I don’t take special request, and why would any want to be bitten into, it sounds painful..
and since you like cute stuff, wouldn’t cup cakes be more down your alley?
I think the word, you’re looking for is kinky.
Cupcakes are just muffins with icings on top. It’s really just overdosing on the cuteness factor if you ask me.
(Source: matt-trask)
Well aren’t you a little genius? If you ever need a tour guide I’m here, I have nothing else to do ad you could probably do with getting out.
I’m unsure if that was insult or not, but simply because you are correct than I’ll keep you in mind whenever I’m in need of some exploring.
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What ? No, I’m just saying that people can hurt themselves physically to get to the top.
Well, yeah, I guess you can phone a friend, exept that you are probably more able to answer than your friend.
Damn it. I was really hoping you were talking about sex.
I wouldn’t jump to conclusions. My mind is like a kaleidoscope. It creates pretty thoughts, but there’s really no making sense of it.
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I’m sorry love, I’m not from the states. My sister is the model, she would know all this, I just send out emails and fetch coffee.
I prefer being a little snarky, if I get cute people will think I’m soft.
Well, on that note, I’d like a large caramel latte with soy milk, two shots of espresso, and whipped cream on top. Also, see if they can add a cherry.
I think of people as muffins. I tend to veer away from the hard ones, because those are a pain to eat. But, the soft ones… they are like heaven. There’s nothing wrong with being cutesy, love.
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Oh don’t worry, I’m not stupid. It just sounded like you were doing some gay poetry, but its cool. I’m not homophobic or anything.
I’d never dream of calling you stupid. And I only do gay poetry on the weekends, so you’re safe for another two days. And I appreciate the gays, as well. They make life more exciting. They are also more sexually active, so apparently homosexuality is the way to go if you’re sexually frustrated.
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Maybe, what is it that you do?
I haven’t heard that before, but it’s still kinda cute.
Oh god. You and these blows to my pride. I’m a model. I was hoping it was obvious.
My life wouldn’t be worthwhile if I couldn’t slip in a cute comment every now and than.
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Oh, yeah, it’s less awkward and totally less painful. Even if I’m not sure that no one uses painful methods to get to celebrity.
So, how are you ?
Are you suggesting that we sleep our way up the ladder?
I’m really bad at answering these type of questions. Can I phone a friend?
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Alright, maybe he will take his time
Or when he gets here, we’ll scare the hell out of him and make him rethink his line of work.
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